Kurotsuchi Nemu ([info]sciencedaughter) wrote,
@ 2009-03-26 15:20:00
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226; WESTERBERG HIGH // SEX ED
As you are all undoubtedly aware, unless you have not looked at your syllabus the entire semester, or completely ignored any and all fretting over said event, finals are upon you, students.

I have been told in reviews that my class is "too hard", that I am "too detached from my students" and am "hard to reason with". I am told I should apologize for this, and so, I apologize. If you would wish to... "bond" or "connect" with me on some level, I do have office hours.

With that social matter out of the way.

Your Sexual Education final is cumulative, it will take you the full allotted time, and there will be an oral and demonstrative component.

Anyone who giggles, makes inappropriate remarks, or innuendo, will be failed. This is Sexual Education, it is not "Practice of Sex", "Sexual Positions", or "How to Hook Up". You will take this seriously.

Please do not forget to bring your textbooks for return, and do not forget to bring your own banana.

Thank you.

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[info]itsjustafruit
2009-03-26 07:30 pm UTC (link)
So, telling anyone to "ride the pink pony" is not to be done on the final.

Right. Got it.

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[info]sciencedaughter
2009-03-26 07:31 pm UTC (link)
You are welcome to do it.

It will simply result in failure.

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[info]itsjustafruit
2009-03-26 07:33 pm UTC (link)
Maybe I want the opportunity to re-take your class.

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[info]sciencedaughter
2009-03-26 07:33 pm UTC (link)
You enjoy my class?

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[info]itsjustafruit
2009-03-26 07:36 pm UTC (link)
It's filled with priceless opportunities.

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(no subject) - [info]sciencedaughter, 2009-03-26 07:37 pm UTC (Expand)
(no subject) - [info]itsjustafruit, 2009-03-26 07:40 pm UTC (Expand)
(no subject) - [info]sciencedaughter, 2009-03-26 07:41 pm UTC (Expand)
(no subject) - [info]itsjustafruit, 2009-03-26 07:42 pm UTC (Expand)
(no subject) - [info]sciencedaughter, 2009-03-26 07:43 pm UTC (Expand)
(no subject) - [info]itsjustafruit, 2009-03-26 07:45 pm UTC (Expand)
(no subject) - [info]sciencedaughter, 2009-03-26 07:46 pm UTC (Expand)
(no subject) - [info]itsjustafruit, 2009-03-26 07:52 pm UTC (Expand)
(no subject) - [info]sciencedaughter, 2009-03-26 07:52 pm UTC (Expand)
(no subject) - [info]i_try_harder_2, 2009-03-26 07:50 pm UTC (Expand)

[info]i_try_harder_2
2009-03-26 07:39 pm UTC (link)
I-I wonder why some of that sounded like borderline sexual harassment, Teach...

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[info]sciencedaughter
2009-03-26 07:41 pm UTC (link)
Did it?

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[info]i_try_harder_2
2009-03-26 07:43 pm UTC (link)
... Ah... Nevermind. I hate taking this class but the curriculum required it

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[info]sciencedaughter
2009-03-26 07:44 pm UTC (link)
You are welcome to explain. I do not condone sexual harassment.

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(no subject) - [info]i_try_harder_2, 2009-03-26 07:45 pm UTC (Expand)
(no subject) - [info]sciencedaughter, 2009-03-26 07:46 pm UTC (Expand)
(no subject) - [info]i_try_harder_2, 2009-03-26 07:48 pm UTC (Expand)
(no subject) - [info]sciencedaughter, 2009-03-26 07:49 pm UTC (Expand)

[info]oopsitslipped
2009-03-26 09:15 pm UTC (link)
At least I know the other exams I'm not going to bother with, now!

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[info]sciencedaughter
2009-03-26 09:41 pm UTC (link)
Excuse me?

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[info]oopsitslipped
2009-03-26 10:22 pm UTC (link)
I'm not going.

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[info]sciencedaughter
2009-03-27 03:07 am UTC (link)
Then you will fail.

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[info]x_hammertime_x
2009-03-26 09:55 pm UTC (link)
This's one final m'sure m'gonna ace.

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[info]sciencedaughter
2009-03-27 03:07 am UTC (link)
I hope to see good results.

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[info]absinthe_eyed
2009-03-26 11:29 pm UTC (link)
I'm sorry, but what's the banana for? I've gone over my notes extensively and I still don't understand why it's necessary for an exam, even one with an oral component.

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[info]sciencedaughter
2009-03-27 03:07 am UTC (link)
You will be using said banana to demonstrate the use of a condom.

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[info]absinthe_eyed
2009-03-27 03:09 am UTC (link)
Oh...

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[info]sciencedaughter
2009-03-27 03:13 am UTC (link)
Another phallic object is acceptable if you cannot procure a banana.

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(no subject) - [info]absinthe_eyed, 2009-03-27 03:20 am UTC (Expand)
(no subject) - [info]sciencedaughter, 2009-03-27 03:28 am UTC (Expand)
(no subject) - [info]absinthe_eyed, 2009-03-27 03:36 am UTC (Expand)

[info]miss_waldorf
2009-03-27 02:31 am UTC (link)
Your class is stupid, everyone knows how to use a condom already.

What they don't know, is how to get a date for prom.

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[info]sciencedaughter
2009-03-27 03:08 am UTC (link)
Your opinions on my class aside, not "every one" knows how.

And the prom is none of my concern.

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[info]notflynn
2009-03-27 04:59 am UTC (link)
Now that's more like it.

[ooc | For a brief second I thought you were seriously playercesting]

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[info]sciencedaughter
2009-03-27 05:09 am UTC (link)
Oh?

[ooc; lolol ♥]

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[info]notflynn
2009-03-27 05:33 am UTC (link)
This kind of subject. Too bad I can't take it anymore.

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[info]sciencedaughter
2009-03-27 02:45 pm UTC (link)
You enjoy my subject?

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(no subject) - [info]notflynn, 2009-03-27 04:50 pm UTC (Expand)
(no subject) - [info]sciencedaughter, 2009-03-27 04:51 pm UTC (Expand)
(no subject) - [info]notflynn, 2009-03-27 04:54 pm UTC (Expand)
(no subject) - [info]sciencedaughter, 2009-03-27 04:55 pm UTC (Expand)
(no subject) - [info]notflynn, 2009-03-27 06:18 pm UTC (Expand)
(no subject) - [info]sciencedaughter, 2009-03-27 06:33 pm UTC (Expand)
(no subject) - [info]notflynn, 2009-03-27 08:32 pm UTC (Expand)
(no subject) - [info]sciencedaughter, 2009-03-27 08:43 pm UTC (Expand)
(no subject) - [info]notflynn, 2009-03-27 08:54 pm UTC (Expand)
(no subject) - [info]sciencedaughter, 2009-03-27 08:55 pm UTC (Expand)
(no subject) - [info]notflynn, 2009-03-27 08:56 pm UTC (Expand)
(no subject) - [info]sciencedaughter, 2009-03-27 08:56 pm UTC (Expand)
(no subject) - [info]notflynn, 2009-03-27 09:38 pm UTC (Expand)
(no subject) - [info]sciencedaughter, 2009-03-27 09:49 pm UTC (Expand)

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