She's Just a Creation

250;

Mon, 16 Nov 2009 10:46:08 GMT

If I were a newer arrival to this City, and not one who had been here for more than three years, I might be more disconcerted over the fact that my zanpakutou has... become... what I believe is commonly referred to as a "weed whacker".

Thankfully, I am not.

"Speaking of" new arrivals, to use the common turn of phrase, it is confirmed fact at this point in time that the usually observed cycle of arrivals has been, it seems, interrupted. However, this is not something that has never occurred before. If this proceeds as it has in the past, it will resume soon enough in to regular pattern. ~~On occassion, I almost believe the deities choose to do this in order to force me to change my notes. ... if I were to believe such a self-centered thought.~~

... Ishida Uryu. Lockon Stratos. Might I consult with you regarding a trivial issue?

[ooc; ... pff Kuroshitsuji canon shinigami all wield... gardening tool death scythes stfu]

249;

Thu, 05 Nov 2009 20:23:46 GMT

It is very rarely that I find myself almost wishing to have been cursed when I was not. But... I feel like I may have benefited from it. Though there is no use wishing. "If wishes were fishes we would all cast nets", "If wishes were horses, then beggars would ride"... and etcetera.

[filtered from ishida uryu;

I am in need of advice concerning a gift for... ~~a friend?~~... ~~someone I respect?~~... someone who is very important to me.

Should I stay with the "traditional" gift giving practice, such as this?

Or... do a "personal" gift, which I am afraid may be considered by the receivers as somewhat eclectic and perhaps... "odd".

There is also the option of a "useful" gift- but I am afraid such a gift may appear mundane and lacking effort.

... it is a very complicated process, gift giving.

248;

Sat, 31 Oct 2009 09:00:23 GMT

___PROTOCOL 003a [DIRECT ACTIVATION]

>>> ERASING FILES CLASSIFIED "PERSONAL" FROM MAIN DRIVE
34%... 51%... 69%... 83%... 100% COMPLETE
>>> PURGING NETWORK RECORD CLASSIFIED "INCRIMINATING"
31%... 41%... 78%... 98%... 100% COMPLETE
>>> INITIATING PROTECTIVE FILTERS
>>> INITIATING BACK-UP FIREWALLS
>>> ESTABLISHING SECURE CONNECTION FOR POTENTIALLY DATED RESPONSE
>>> UPLOADING BACK-UP FILTERS TO UNIDENTIFIED NETWORK
11%... 37%... 62%... 86%... 100% COMPLETE

Ah. Three years here, and still the same event occurs, with no exact pattern detectable.

All recently arrived Soul Society shinigami, please report in with name, rank, and last recollection of events regarding the current conflict in our world.

If any messages from "fans" wish to be delivered to the 12th division or other shinigami not present, please leave them here and I will see to their delivery.

~~Mayuri-sama, if-~~

That is all for now, thank you.

247;

Sat, 24 Oct 2009 20:49:36 GMT

I have yet to fully understand the normal human compunction of shame regarding sexual intercourse.

I do not have a "sex life". I have not had sex in 77 days. Before intercourse with Lockon Stratos, I had not been intimate with another being, one Kurosaki Ichigo, for 446 days.

I am unsure why, beyond the curse today, I feel compelled to state these things. I may ask, if you would, not to be shocked or disgusted towards those two males- I am told I can be the aggressor in certain situations, and Mayuri-sama designed me to be strong and durable- and it was not their faults, but mine, as both times a curse was active, and I should have been able to resist such a thing if possible.

However, I do not "regret". I am clear of disease. I am not ashamed of my actions, though I hope the other parties involved are not scandalized by this, as they are persons I hold a measure of... concern and affection for.

I did destroy the video tape, as requested by Lockon Stratos.

Mayuri-sama would not approve.

246;

Fri, 23 Oct 2009 01:43:08 GMT

Beginning viral marketing campaign plan 003f in 5... 4... 3... 2... 1...|

Featuring the vocal talents of the heiress Kuchiki and Sun², lead guitarist Kurosaki, Abarai on bass, Quincy on keyboard, percussive god Hirako, and the backup vocal talents and other instrumentals by Ori Tats, Keigo, and M0m0.

No questions. Be there.

245;

Fri, 16 Oct 2009 22:23:01 GMT

For those ~~like myself~~ who may have cannibalized human flesh yesterday against their will there are a few medical precautions and concerns you need be made aware of.

If you have consumed brain matter, there is a chance of infection from TSEs, or prion diseases. In the human world I am familiar with, these diseases are without treatment, and prove fatal. Please watch for neurological impairments, such as memory loss, change in personality, headaches, and unintended movements such as trembling.

More likely, however, is the possibility of disease transmission through blood. Commonly one would expect to see HIV, Hepatitis B and C, and assorted viral haemorrhagic fevers. Please be aware of symptoms such as fever, muscle pains, swollen lymph nodes, blood in urine or stool, or increased susceptibility to common illness such as a cold.

Tests are available for some of those diseases- it may be advisable to report to a medical professional and have said tests administered.

...

Thank you.

244;

Thu, 08 Oct 2009 02:43:15 GMT

For a while now, I have been living off my savings and commissions work, but I find it once again necessary to take a salary position.

My name is Kurotsuchi Nemu. I am a shinigami. I have been in this City for over three years time.

My specialized skills lie in the fields of research, experimentation, and hand to hand combat. I am easily adaptable to medical work and clerical positions.

However, I may also note that should other positions be needed by potential employers, I am also skilled and capable at manual labor, menial tasks, and following instructions to the letter. I am designed to be able to serve any number of functions.

My only restriction is that I cannot compromise any sensitive information pertaining to Soul Society, or Mayuri-sama's research.

Thank you.

I will field any and all questions.

243;

Thu, 17 Sep 2009 17:25:28 GMT

I am aware that most all of Soul Society detests Mayuri-sama.

I am well aware that my own division does not afford me as much respect as other vice-captains receive. They respect Mayuri-sama, they do not respect me.

I am most aware that the way he treats me is considered by most as highly inappropriate, and... abusive, to use the word.

I know this.

But I also know nothing will change. In the end, though I may come to understand, and I... do. Understand. Here.

That when he is around once more, whether coming to this place, or my return to his side, it will eventually return to how it was.

And I will not complain. Nor will anyone else. I do not begrudge them it, either. I do not expect anyone to stand up to Mayuri-sama, especially on my behalf. It is kind enough of them to say these things unofficially.

...

And I am aware that I am cursed, as I have just publicly stated things I would never otherwise articulate.

[ooc; that is one creepy elephant thar, Nemu]

242;

Sat, 12 Sep 2009 03:18:34 GMT

Perhaps it is simply because I am meant to not feel influenced by such emotions as pride, a stubborn nature, or indignation, and yet... I cannot help but feel curious as to the motives of those who would rather continue to protest rather than seek release. If one feels one has been unjustly imprisoned, should not one seek to debate this with those in charge of this prison?

I have spoken to the... "Parole Board". And while I must concur that their odd appearance are somewhat belying to the actions they are meant to carry out, I can only vouch for my personal state.

I was charged with the inhumane treatment of research subjects. This is an action I cannot deny. I did commit such acts.

I apologized. I do not feel as if it was a positive thing I did. I promised community service, assisting to put people back together, rather than take them apart. ... I attempted to be somewhat... creative... with the wording of that sentence, yet I feel I must clarify that what I mean by this is I pledged community service in the hospital.

And now, I am no longer imprisoned.

What I mean to convey is that I believe those who believe themselves falsely imprisoned, or feel sorry for their actions, should pursue this venue.

I will now repeat that, in larger font, for the benefit of those who would rather not read such a testament.

I, Kurotsuchi Nemu, highly recommend persons falsely imprisoned and those repentant, to seek audience with the "parole board".

Thank you.

241; accidental video

Tue, 25 Aug 2009 17:17:03 GMT

[the transmission is static at first, until slowly the image some might recognize as Nemu- if not dressed slightly differently, and sporting rather interesting equipment, slowly comes in to view, far too close to the screen, speaking to herself- or the device- in rather low, slightly quizzical tones]

... You are malfunctioning. Why?

You are not overheated... nor has the tension coil broken, nor has the core drive begun to leak again...

If you remain in a state of disrepair, my efficiency will be highly compromised...

[she leans back, a smudge of oil across her cheek, tools in hand, to begin tinkering with something on the floor, until she sits back up and taps straight on the screen]

Are you broacasting now?

240;

Fri, 21 Aug 2009 01:13:12 GMT

[Bleach Crew minus Hueco Mundo Crew Filter; Unhackable]

As is obvious at this point, shinigami, formally classified "ryouka", and other parties are outnumbered by those defected from Soul Society as well as Arrancar.

Defectors Ichimaru Gin and Tousen Kaname. Arrancar Halibel, Espada class, Ulquiorra, Espada class, Neliel Tu, unclassified, and Sun-Sun, fraccion class.

Let me take this time to remind of basic safety concerns and cautions. If you are already undertaking them, disregard this message.

[Bleach Crew minus Hueco Mundo Crew Filter; Unhackable]

For the record, I do believe that some of the poetry I observed the other day was most creative. As someone not meant to create such works, I am more impressed.

239;

Sun, 09 Aug 2009 03:12:42 GMT

It is my hope Mayuri-sama and President Yamamoto will be pleased with the new prints for my portfolio.

Before I present them to the company, if I may please poll the populace for their opinions. Mayuri-sama would be most displeased if these shoots proved unproductive to my... career.

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Your input would be... appreciated. ~~And Mayuri-sama would like another video sample-~~

[ooc; WARNING, SOME OF THOSE LINKS ARE NSFW, so please don't click them if you don't want to see such things. ;; Ahum- UNCYCLOPEDIA: BLEACH, for the genre switch curse day. Note the portion talking about the... Japan Modeling Society being a front for the porn industry. Nemu is one of the characters that gets no specific mention in that article, so, as she is in Soul Society, Daddy!Mayuri is a freak, and the porn mention... okay, we roll with it, we roll... o/ don't shoot me]

238;

Sun, 02 Aug 2009 10:14:41 GMT

...

This is not what I believe my repairs were intended for.

Mayuri-sama... ? ~~Everyone el-?~~

[ooc; ... yeah, she's back. .__.v]

237;

Tue, 30 Jun 2009 22:10:20 GMT

Ah.

There are too many variables.

If it is something in this room, or something on my person, that is dampening my reiatsu... or something in the City.

Then, how large is the radius of influence exerted by said item, how strong is it's ability to dampen those stronger than myself, if it will dampen others, and not only I-

...

Mayuri-sama, if you will excuse me a moment.

[ooc; any shinigami / spirit sensitive, Nemu's encountered her kryptonite]

236;

Mon, 15 Jun 2009 09:25:25 GMT

[Private to Yuri Lowell]

... tomorrow? 7:32 am?

[/Private to Yuri Lowell]

Citizens, please educate yourself in order to cut down on the amount of complaints and "whining" come the end of this sort of curse.

For those who have just now experienced this phenomenon for the first time, I will explain.

From time to time, and in the past three months, once a month, there is a two day period of time in which various curses that have occurred in the pass occur again, and many persons are afflicted with many seperate conditions.

Oft seen "repeat" curses include the changing of one's age or gender, and various other conditions are possible as well, including pointless changing of one's speaking patterns, and also more potentially dangerous afflictions such as changing one's nature, memory, or past.

Exercise caution, restraint when able, and you should be "fine".

235;

Tue, 02 Jun 2009 03:06:10 GMT

[Private to Ishida Uryu; Unhackable]

... might I inquire, please, as to the status of the feline?

[Private to Lockon Stratos; Unhackable]

... are you well?

[Private to Yuri Lowell; Unhackable]

... how are you?

[Private to Mayuri-sama; Unhackable]

Orders, Mayuri-sama?

The point, please, of irises from the sky?

234;

Tue, 19 May 2009 20:14:13 GMT

[Private; Unhackable;]There are parts of what could be another me.

Yet I cannot be decommissioned here... I will come back. It is impossible to be decommissioned.

I do not want to be-

[/Private; Unhackable]

[Private to Mayuri; Unhackable;]

Mayuri-sama.

Do you wish for me to remove yourself from your service upon completion of a replacement?

[/Private to Mayuri; Unhackable]

...

I would remind citizens to kindly cease and desist such useless action, but I realize it would be pointless.

233;

Fri, 24 Apr 2009 03:29:38 GMT

It has come to my attention that Mayuri-sama is being unduly harassed by several citizens of this City, as well as members of our own world.

It would be best if all were to remember that Mayuri-sama is the captain of the 12th division, and his actions are to be his own, and sanctioned by those other than yourselves.

Kindly cease and desist.

A bill shall be delivered to cover the cost of lost equipments and materials.

232; dream; open

Sun, 19 Apr 2009 17:22:21 GMT

[Perhaps it is a simple thing to dream about- these simple things. Because even creations dream, so Kurotsuchi Nemu dreams, fitful and silent. There is very little noise, because she does not speak, and neither does she, watching herself, speak either. Daily chores, errands, and activities, all laid out so simply and nostalgically before her.

Preparing food for one (following recipe instructions to the milligram), watching after a cat (clinically providing affection, because that is what an animal also needs, they say), walking through the city (notes in hand, grocery list and always more lists), and sitting, simply that, with fingers click-click-clicking over her keyboard, taking notes, and occasionally taking a moment to sip from a mug beside her.

Perhaps it was a simple thing to watch, but she did so, and those who knew her might notice some sense of longing in her eyes. But it was all so delicate, so fragile, and any mention might shatter it all and show the truth instead]

231; FILTERED AGAINST MAYURI

Fri, 10 Apr 2009 07:44:26 GMT

___PROTOCOL 002 [REMOTE ACTIVATION]

>>> ERASING FILES CLASSIFIED "PERSONAL"
34%... 51%... 69%... 83%... 100% COMPLETE
>>> PURGING NETWORK RECORD CLASSIFIED "INCRIMINATING"
31%... 41%... 78%... 98%... 100% COMPLETE
>>> INITIATING PROTECTIVE FILTERS
>>> INITIATING BACK-UP FIREWALLS
>>> ESTABLISHING SECURE CONNECTION FOR DATED RESPONSE
>>> UPLOADING FINAL PROGRAM TO UNIDENTIFIED NETWORK
11%... 37%... 62%... 86%... 100% COMPLETE

If this program has been initialized, my creator, Kurotsuchi Mayuri, has arrived in the City.

Undoubtedly, if shinigami or quincy are present, they either plan to or have already cautioned the populace regarding the dangers of interacting with Mayuri-sama.

It would be in one's best interest to no longer interact with my person, nor to approach Mayuri-sama.

If someone whom I know would secure my apartment, and the contents and animal within, I would be grateful.

Thank you, ~~and my apologies.~~

[ooc; so- the last people will be hearing from Nemu in a while. She'll respond to comments, but responses can be assumed to be at a later time (since this is activated remotely to post, she'll have to wait till Mayuri is elsewhere to reply, see?) And yeah, asking someone to take care of her cat, crai |D]

230;

Thu, 09 Apr 2009 02:23:47 GMT

I am somewhat torn between relegating this day as a parody of the living world's "Sixties", and a more general "Armistice". Both, I suppose, shall be noted.

For those planning to ingest drugs classified in some societies as illegal, taboo, or dangerous: please remember to detox or seek medical aid after this curse if you have ingested, injected, inhaled, or in some other creative manner dosed yourself with a potentially dangerous substance, especially if you have never before used said substance, or if you are unaware how said substance may interact with non-human or "super/sub human" bodies.

Lysergic acid diethylamide, commonly known on "the streets" as "LSD", is a semisynthetic psychdelic drug commonly associated with visual hallucinations including geometric patterns and colored lights, as well as warped sense of time and space or loss of ego awareness. Effects generally last in a constant form from 6 to 12 hours depending on the body, so if effects do not dissipate within that time frame, you may wish to seek medical attention. For those experiencing a "bad trip", seek the administration of an anxiolytic agent, and limit your stimulus, such as bright lights and loud noises.

Cannabis, while potentially hazardous to one's health, is not likely harmful to humans after one-time usage, only long-term inhalation has been definitively linked to medical problems such as increased risk of heart attack, stroke, and abnormalities in the brain due to high ammonia, hydrogen cyanide, and nitrogen oxides in marijuana smoke. If you have reason to believe your make-up may be intolerant of this substance, please seek medical aid. Otherwise, simply monitor your condition for the next twenty four hours and react accordingly.

For fungi such as Psilocybe Cubensis or other psychedelic mushrooms, or, "magic mushrooms" (though I assure you there is no magic involved) are non-addictive, but are commonly known to cause stomach upset, pulse and blood pressure increase, and weakness in the limbs. Effects generally last 3 to 7 hours, and encompass both emotional swings and sensory perception warping- some may experience synesthesia. General senses of well-being, satisfaction, and "spirituality" may be experienced as well. If you ingested more than 3.5 grams of a fungi in this classification, you may wish to be cautious and seek medical aid, as that is considered a "heavy" dose.

Once this curse has ended, please consult if you are concerned over your possible drug consumption. If you have overdosed, or are reacting poorly to a substance, please seek medical aid.

Please use all drugs responsibly. I should hope we all are aware of the dangers of unprotected sex, or, "free love". Please use protection.

Thank you.

229;

Mon, 06 Apr 2009 04:53:18 GMT

I could say "I had forgotten"-

But that would be a lie. I do not practice untruths. Merely omissions, which are- Not by literal definition, lies.

It is always a possibility that he return here, and possibility I return there to his side.

How wrong, of me, to think I have grown so apart from him. Two years, and I... have changed. To admit it is also wrong, but I- As long as I still obey him, it will be enough, won't it? I must wrap up all my independent studies post haste.

May I say one thing? To all of those who I have met in this City... and all who have called me "friend"- Thank you. I am... grateful, to you. I know I have difficulties expressing such intent and emotion, but I am.

If, as Mayuri-sama said, I am to be decommissioned and rebuilt- Then I wish to say this now ~~before he finds out, who calls me such a name, who treats me so~~ before it is past time.

I am grateful. Thank you.

Private to Ishida Uryu; Unhackable

I will say first, you need not reply to this. I am sure you will not wish to. The you who has returned here, to the City... it is you, whom I know, and am indebted to, but at the same time, it is not the same you.

I understand, that... you do not trust me. And that you may even despise me, and the actions I undertake on Mayuri-sama's behalf. I do understand this. But- I still beg you, despite how selfish it is, to please-

Even if you will not, you are always free to call on me. And I... apologize. For Mayuri-sama, and for myself.

You need not forgive me.

/Private to Ishida Uryu; Unhackable

Private to Otonashi Saya & Hagi; Unhackable

If the two of you are not back to "normal"- I believe I may have found the correct hormone dosage that will counteract Saya's need for hibernation. It would need be injected often, which I'm afraid may grow tedious, but I cannot think of a way to keep the levels high enough otherwise, and efforts to form a pill were less successful than a pure liquid form.

A final trial phase and evaluation should prove the case of this possible success. However, the chance that Saya's body may grow tolerant of this hormone treatment over time and begin to require stronger dosages, or even an entirely different formula, exists. We will need address that, later, should that be the case.

If you can report to the hospital tomorrow? It would be best to administer this as soon as possible. Thank you for your patience.

/Private to Otonashi Saya & Hagi; Unhackable

Private to Crowley, Konata, & Carl; Unhackable

The gigai body was completed to the requested specifications yesterday, and entity Crowley was able to successfully possess said artificial body.

The contract is complete, and no payment need be offered. Crowley, please consult me should any complications arise with the gigai- the possibility the soul connection may slip does exist, due to this City's dampening of reiatsu.

/Private to Crowley, Konata, & Carl; Unhackable

[ooc; g- god this sounds like a suicide note D| aka, Daddy Mayuri's arrival the other day re-put stuff in perspective for abused daughter Nemu- so she wants to thank people and wrap up her affairs before... trying to distance herself from people again, orz.]

228;

Thu, 02 Apr 2009 01:37:46 GMT

Mayuri-sama.

Your presence- It has been over a year- I have been- ~~I did not wa- ?~~

...

I have waited for you.

[ooc; she sees you commentin' Mayuri...]

227;

Tue, 31 Mar 2009 03:41:28 GMT

While I do not suffer any embarrassment nor lingering senses of shame or discomfort from curses, I do begrudge them the time lost to me. I have two rather important projects underway at the moment, that I most appreciate for occupying my time and skills, and I do not like to be disturbed.

It may be worth noting, however, that such a curse theme has been done in the past, as well as lately. How ironic, that I occupied the same position in faculty. I content still that, yes, while I have been called in to impartially explain the process of sexual intercourse before, I do not think I could make a living doing it.

Moving on.

I request information from any parties on the status of one Otonashi Saya and her "Chevalier" Hagi. I have data results to convey to them, possible medical advice, and a cause for concern due to the post to this network by her "sister".

In addition. I seek a living model of a male body, with "average" physical appearence with which to base a gigai form from. I am not appropriate to create such an image on my own- my creativity is surely not enough to cover such a debatable aesthetic topic.

Any model would be compensated for their time.

Thank you.

226; WESTERBERG HIGH // SEX ED

Thu, 26 Mar 2009 19:23:14 GMT

As you are all undoubtedly aware, unless you have not looked at your syllabus the entire semester, or completely ignored any and all fretting over said event, finals are upon you, students.

I have been told in reviews that my class is "too hard", that I am "too detached from my students" and am "hard to reason with". I am told I should apologize for this, and so, I apologize. If you would wish to... "bond" or "connect" with me on some level, I do have office hours.

With that social matter out of the way.

Your Sexual Education final is cumulative, it will take you the full allotted time, and there will be an oral and demonstrative component.

Anyone who giggles, makes inappropriate remarks, or innuendo, will be failed. This is Sexual Education, it is not "Practice of Sex", "Sexual Positions", or "How to Hook Up". You will take this seriously.

Please do not forget to bring your textbooks for return, and do not forget to bring your own banana.

Thank you.